Welcome to the Plain Wrapped Happy Hole Clinic -- the last word in state of the art anal analysis. Our in-house facilities offer unlimited options in unauthorized experimental sexual therapies ranging from deep-tissue, two handed sphincter massage to high pressure enemas. Is your rear rusted -up? Your hole howling? Your prostrate panicky? Don't worry, our staff of dedicated, demented, demigod professionals will have you on your back again in no time! Make your appointment today and experience the invigorating, rejuvenating effects of "Manipulation" and "Dilation"!

Director: Steven Scarborough